Since we're getting quite tired of answering the same questions over and over again (and have started to ignore them), we're presenting this FAQ to give you the answers in a quick, yet impersonal, manner. A few of these may appear under Feedback, but that's just because they weren't frequently asked at the time. If you contact us and ask a question we've already answered here, we'll completely ignore you...because you must be some kind of moron to ask a question that's answered in the FAQ!

1. Who are you guys?
2. Why do you hate Chibi Moon so much?
3. So why are you taking out your hatred on a toy?
4. I've got an idea! Why don't you take Chibi Moon and ___?
5. What conventions will you be going to?
6. Can I meet or touch the Chibi Moon there?
7. I'm organizing an anime convention. Can you guys come as guests (with Chibi Moon) and host a panel?
8. Since Chibi Moon is just about dead, what are you guys gonna do?
9. Where did you get a DeLorean?
10. You suck and I hope you all die.

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1. Who are you guys?
   Bored anime fans. You can find our profiles on the About Us page.

2. Why do you hate Chibi Moon so much?
   Look at her! She's all pink and...well...look at her! As much as we may have enjoyed Sailor Moon, Chibiusa (aka Chibi Moon, Mini Moon, and Rini) is actually quite obnoxious. So we squashed her like a little bug.

3. So why are you taking out your hatred on a toy?
   Because it was there.

4. I've got an idea! Why don't you take Chibi Moon and ___?
   Boil her in oil? Feed her to a dog? Drop her in acid? Throw her from a plane? We've heard it all before. Really. If you're just e-mailing with a suggestion for a test, I hope you're not expecting a reply. ...unless your suggestion is really creative and there's some realistic possibility that we can conduct the test on a tiny budget.
   
   
   
   
   
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5. What conventions will you be going to?
   We list conventions where we'll be making appearances on the Appearances page. We also use Eventful to list our appearances and allow fans to demand us in their area.

6. Can I meet or touch the Chibi Moon there?
   Yes. The problem is that you either need to find us or make it easy for us to find you (by wearing one of our T-shirts.) If we find you, we'll take your picture and put it on the Friends of The Chibi Project page.

7. I'm organizing an anime convention. Can you guys come as guests (with Chibi Moon) and host a panel?
   We've been on panels to talk about The Chibi Project at Anime Boston, Anime Expo, Bakuretsu Con, Nan Desu Kan, and Tsubasacon. However, we can't attend all anime conventions! If you would like to see us at yours, check our special FAQ for Conventions.

8. Since Chibi Moon is just about dead, what are you guys gonna do?
   We have a five-step plan:
   • Make waffles.
   • Smother the waffles in maple syrup.
   • Eat the waffles.
   • Put the dishes in the sink.
   • Conduct experiments on other toys.

9. Where did you get a DeLorean?
   NeoAlus owned it. No, it didn't travel through time since there was no flux capacitor in it. We haven't seen one of those come up on eBay yet.

10. You suck and I hope you all die.
    That's not a question, dumbass.