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Date: 2001-06-17
From: "PooPhish"
Subject: You go gir-People!

This is one kicking site! Chibi Moon is the incarnation of evil, Have you considered dousing her in rubbing alcohol and lighting her 2 halves on fire? Or feeding her to a goat? Or even, dare I say, selling her to the cult of Devil worshippers that is the "Save Our Sailor Campaign"-thingy for money to buy a Pikachu figurine? Please respond, I have no other life.
Can't Sleep or the Clowns will eat Me.
Can't Sleep or the Clowns will eat Me.
Can't Sleep or the Clowns will eat Me.
Can't Sleep or the Clowns will eat Me.
Can't Sleep or the Clowns will eat Me.
Can't Sleep or the Clowns will eat Me.
-PooPhish

Our Response

Don't worry. We're not clowns. Even if we were, we wouldn't eat you. Keep an apple next to your bed and they'll eat that instead.

By the way, we don't think the people from the "Save Our Sailors" campaign are devil worshippers. ...not that we know of. I wonder if our loyal reader Lilly is a devil worshipper. Probably not.

-Chief Scientist PatrickD