From: "Skookum Du"
Subject: Hey yo. . .
I love what your doin'. Hey can i be part of the staff? please? pretty please! i'm as much a psycho as you people, puh-lease???? I may be young but i'm smart and evil and psycho and i plan on world domination with spoons? So can i join. .. PLEASE! I MICROWAVED A BABY FURBY!!! opps there went my sercet. . .
Future World Leader
You want to be on our staff? No, sorry. You haven't even bothered to buy one of our T-shirts!
-Chief Scientist PatrickD