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Date: 2003-12-13
From: "Eron"
Subject: kill it some more!!!

today was the first time I have visited this site, and i must say, i am quite impressed. also, i have to point out that i don't think that you could have found a better test subject if you had tried. I do have a few suggestions for tests. first, try to test the hell spawn's resistance to explosives. if you can't figure the rest, you disappoint me. next, shove it into a potato cannon or a similar divice and try to see how she stands up to extended flights. lastly, try a variation on the "juice test", but instead drowning her in juice, throw her into an electric juicer and watch the results.

i do have a question for you though. when chibimoon is completely obliterated, will you get another chibimoon or test something else? and if you do change subjects, what will you try to get to continue tests on?

burn it some more. that looked like fun.

Our Response

We did indeed find a perfect test subject, but I still think Shinji Ikari from Evangelion would also make a magnificent victim. I want to strap firecrackers to his crotch and check out the damage. I hypothesize that they would -- much to the world's delight -- blow his balls off. Wait, he doesn't have balls to begin with. Hmmm. Need to work on this plan.

I am extremely enamored of your suggestion to shoot her from a potato canon. Jamming the creature into a solid potato would be entertaining in and of itself, but then to watch her launch into orbit, entrapped in carbohydrate goodness, would be sheer bliss. Scientist PatrickD, I think we have our next test.

To answer your question, we already have a new Chibi waiting in the wings to take over when the original can no longer endure. This one still has some spunk left yet, however -- even if we do have to keep her together with a twist-tie and superglue.

-Chief Scientist Lizzard